Husband records wife’s reasons for rejecting sex, sends it to her work email

Posted at 7:34 AM, Jul 22, 2014
and last updated 2014-07-22 07:34:48-04

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A woman posted a spreadsheet to Reddit that was sent by her husband, documenting the reasons she gave for not having sex with him.

“My husband [M26] sent me [F26] an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip,” she posted on the site. “Now he has cut contact.”

According to the report, excuses listed included, “You’re too drunk,” I”m watching the show (Friends re-run),” and “I’m sweaty and gross..”

After receiving the email, his wife tried contacting him, but couldn’t. She took to Reddit: “Husband sends a message to my work email…he’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my ‘excuses,’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”

After more than 500 comments were made, the post was locked, the report says.

According to the spreadsheet, the man tried to initiate sex every day from June 3 to July 16 — and succeeded three times.

Apparently, those who commented on the Reddit post seemed to be evenly divided on whose side they were on.

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