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David Letterman’s last top ten list

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Posted at 6:44 AM, May 21, 2015
and last updated 2015-05-21 07:04:51-04

NEW YORK — David Letterman’s final Top 10 list featured celebrities on “10 ten things I always wanted to say to Dave.”

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Here’s the countdown:

10. Alec Baldwin — Thank you for having a show that is easily geographic to where I live.

9. Barbara Walters – Did you know you wear the same cologne as Gadaffi?

8. Steve Martin — Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and mistake.

7. Jerry Seinfeld — I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. Actually I’ll be fine.

6. Jim Carrey — Honestly, Dave, I always found you to be a bit of an overactor. (Carrey then overacts by messing up his own hair.)

5. Chris Rock — I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy.

4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus — Thank you for letting me be a part of another hugely disappointing series finale. (Seinfeld looks shocked and upset.)

3. Peyton Manning — Dave, you are to comedy what I am to comedy.

2. Tina Fey — Thanks for finally proving that men can be funny.

1. Bill Murray – Dave, I’ll never have the money I owe you.